
Dear Mr Wilson
You wanted to know where my daughter was. I will tell you everything I know. Once upon a time I had a daughter living at home but then she decided to leave me. She was fourteen years old. I can’t describe the feelings your letter of litigation has brought me as I remember that sad time eight years ago when my youngest child walked out of my door for the last time.
I hate you,yes, but I hate more the people who helped my daughter leave my home forever. I’m sending you a few of the letters from the- hated- social services.
THANKS FOR REMINDING ME, MR. WILSON
I cried for most of last night reading the letters and remembering my daughter. I appreciate it, Mr. Wilson. I will link your name to my misery forever. You can send your men to do what they want to my flat Mr. Wilson, but my daughter will stay lost.
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Dear Mr. Wilson
I’m faxing you a few documents for the moment. First my passport, for you to see I’m not my daughter. I’m also sending a letter from the council confirming no one else lives at my address or in other words, I live alone. I’m sending a few more things via a letter.
I have to talk about your bill now. As you are aware, it isn’t my bill and therefore I’m not liable for paying it. This means that any attempt by your company to enforce this alleged agreement will represent a further offence until such time as it can be produced in court.
The law set in the Consumer Credit Act, 1974 must be abided by everyone; people and companies alike and taking the above into consideration, no court would look favourably upon your failure to punish me for something I haven’t done. These letters must cease whilst in dispute, otherwise these can and will be deemed harassment by letter, which again is against the law.
Please note that I am only prepared to communicate with you in writing. Should it be your intention to arrange a "doorstep call", please remember that there is only an implied license under English Common Law for certain people to visit me on my property without express permission; the postman and people asking for directions etc (Armstrong v. Sheppard and Short Ltd [1959] 2 Q.B. per Lord Evershed M.R.)
Please therefore take note that, I revoke license under English Common Law for you, or your representatives to visit me at my property and if you do so without my permission, you will then be liable to damages for a tort of trespass. You would also be conspiring in a trespass if you sent someone to visit me nevertheless.
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